This movie understands me.
I shouldn’t blog when I’m under the influence… Lol
Holy fuck, you're sexy.
You should post a pic of your ass ;)
Show me yours first, if you’re a girl. Male butts are typically too hairy for my liking.
Holy fuck you're cute.
WHY CAN’T I BE SEXY UHG
Stranger danger. I won’t sext you. Sorry I’m not sorry.
Will someone teach me how to give a decent lap dance? I’m in the mood.
Why aren’t there more cute butts on my dash?
Why do my followers only talk to me when I express that I’m horny? I’M HORNY ALL THE DAMN TIME
I AM SO HORNY UHG. And kind of drunk. Am I drunk? Why am I drunk omg
I'd love to sext with you. how can I go about doing that ;)
I don’t wanna sext you. I want to sext a special somebody. But I don’t think he wants to sext me. Why am I so annoying and horny.
Miles, this is you and Wiener.
let me wear your clothes and fall asleep in your bed and cuddle your dog and wake up to forehead kisses